facebored

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So bored you’d rather die than look at another Facebook post.

I’ve been Facebored for 4 hours straight. My cat is now my only friend.

My Facebook feed is worse than my math test. I failed that too.

I changed my status to ‘bored’ just to see if anyone would reply. No one did.

Someone on Facebook who talks way too much but says nothing worth hearing.

This person comments on every post like they’re my best friend. They aren’t.

They sent me a message about their dog. It was 12 sentences long. The dog didn’t even have a name yet.

They posted a photo of their lunch. I cried.

Staring at Facebook for hours, waiting for something fun to happen. It never does.

I’ve been waiting for a photo comment for 3 hours. I might as well go to sleep.

I changed my profile pic to a potato. No one noticed.

I had a 10-minute conversation with my mom on Facebook. It felt like 10 hours.

Giving up on a Facebook post because it’s longer than your ex’s goodbye text.

That status was longer than my essay. I gave up halfway through.

They wrote about their day like it was a novel. I fell asleep.

I tried to read it. I gave up. I sent them a message: ‘just stop’.