Facebooze

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Messaging someone on Facebook while so wasted you can't tell if you're talking to your ex or your mom.

'Hey, I miss you, I'm drunk, I miss you more, I'm drunker.'

'Can you send me money? I'm out of beer and my face is melting.'

'You're still my favorite person, I think, maybe, if I'm not too drunk.'

Logging into Facebook while smashed and leaving comments so bad they could make your grandma cry.

'You're the best friend ever, I love you, I hate you, I'm confused.'

'Why are you not here with me? I'm drunk and I need you.'

'This is the saddest post I've ever seen, I'm crying, I'm drunk, I'm sad.'

Going to a frat house, chugging beer, and making a fool of yourself on Facebook.

'I just drank a whole keg and I'm still not full.'

'This party is the best ever, I'm going to die of happiness.'

'I just met my future wife, she's a freshman and she's cute.'