Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re too lazy to even stand up and just post on Facebook while you’re taking a dump like your pants are made of gold.

I just posted a photo of my cereal and my butt. #Facebooping

My Facebook status is 'life is good' while my toilet is screaming.

I’m Facebooping so hard I might get a new face.

2

Using Facebook like it’s a toilet seat and your brain is on vacation.

Just posted a selfie with my toilet. My followers are confused.

I Facebooped so much I got a Facebook notification from my toilet.

My Facebook is my toilet now. #Facebooping

3

Posting on Facebook while you’re doing your business like your phone is a second toilet.

I Facebooped my breakfast and my breakfast is confused.

I posted a video of my pooping and my followers are crying.

I Facebooped my dog and now my dog has a Facebook account.

4

When your brain is on Facebook and your butt is on the toilet like you’re doing a duet.

I Facebooped my mom and she posted it on her Facebook.

My Facebook is my toilet and my toilet is my Facebook.

I Facebooped my lunch and now my lunch has 500 likes.

5

You’re so lazy you post on Facebook while you’re doing your business like you’re at a five-star restaurant.

I Facebooped my coffee and now my coffee is famous.

I posted a video of my Facebooping and my followers are proud.

I Facebooped my cat and now my cat is a celebrity.

6

You’re sitting on the toilet like it’s a throne and Facebook is your kingdom.

I Facebooped my dog and my dog is now a king.

I posted a selfie with my toilet and my followers are jealous.

I Facebooped my breakfast and now my breakfast is a prince.