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Too stoned to type Facebook
Just got high and tried to post a selfie. My face looked like a ghost.
Typed 'I’m hungover' but it came out as 'I’m hungover and I don’t care.'
Tried to message my ex but sent a photo of my cat instead.
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Too wasted to use Facebook
Posted a status that said 'I’m tired' but it was 3 a. m. and I was drunk.
Sent a message to my mom that said 'I love you' but it was actually 'I hate you and I’m going to die.'
Tried to tag my friend but accidentally tagged my dog.
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Too confused to log on Facebook
Logged on and posted a picture of my breakfast as if it was a portrait.
Typed a whole essay about my feelings but it was about my pizza.
Sent a message to my teacher that said 'I love you' and it was about math homework.
4
Too lazy to check Facebook
Posted a selfie but it was from two years ago.
Sent a message that said 'Hey' and it was the only thing I typed all day.
Liked a post but forgot to comment or even look at it.
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Too dumb to use Facebook
Posted a picture of my dog and said it was me.
Tried to message my friend but sent a photo of my dinner.
Typed 'I’m happy' but it was actually 'I’m confused and I don’t know what I’m doing.'
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Too drunk to type Facebook
Typed 'I’m fine' but it was actually 'I’m fine and I’m going to vomit.'
Posted a status that said 'I’m tired' but I was drunk and it was 11 p. m.
Sent a message to my friend that said 'I love you' but it was about my pizza.