Faceboomer

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A grumpy old person who found Facebook and now acts like it's the most important thing in life. They friend everyone and post pictures of their dog like it's a big deal.
My dad just friended my ex and my dog at the same time. Classic Faceboomer.
My grandma posted a selfie with her cat and wrote 'Looking fabulous at 72!' I don't even know what that means.
My uncle sent me a message that said 'Hey! Did you see my new profile pic? It's my face, but with a hat!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When old people ruin Facebook by taking over and making it look like a group chat from hell.
My aunt posted 10 pictures of her vacation and 3 of her dog on Facebook. It was like a nightmare.
My uncle started a group called 'The Boomer Club' and added everyone in my family. I didn't even know what a group was.
My grandma sent me a message that said 'I added you to my friend list! Now we can talk!' I was confused, but I added her back just to be polite.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you randomly send 100 friend requests in one day just to feel important.
My dad sent me 50 friend requests in one day. I thought he was trying to take over my phone.
My uncle friended my entire class just because he thought it was a good idea.
My grandma friended my teacher and my dog and my cousin's cat. It was chaotic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're so over it that you do a facepalm and a head desk at the same time because of Faceboomer nonsense.
I saw my dad's post about his dog's vacation and did a facepalm and a head desk at the same time. It was epic.
My uncle posted a video of his dog doing a trick and I had to do a facepalm and a head desk. It was a full-on meltdown.
My grandma sent me a message saying 'Hey! I added you to my friend list!' and I did a facepalm and a head desk. It was dramatic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you shove your nose up someone's butt and make them poop just for fun. Very gross.
My dad tried to do a Faceboomer and ended up pooping on my mom. It was messy.
My uncle stuck his nose in my cousin's butt and made him poop. It was a disaster.
My grandma did a Faceboomer and made my dog poop. It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Old people who took over Facebook and now everyone else is tired of them. They're the parents of the know-it-all kids and they act like they're still cool.
My dad thinks he's still cool because he has 500 friends on Facebook. He's not.
My uncle posts about his dog like it's the most important thing in the world. It's not.
My grandma added me to her friend list and now she sends me messages every day. It's annoying.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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