facebookvite

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A Facebook-only invite that's like being yelled at by your ex and your mom at the same time.

My cousin sent me a facebookvite for his wedding. I had to RSVP before my mom knew I was going.

Got a facebookvite for a party. It was just a photo of my old crush and the words 'You're still ugly.'

My teacher sent out a facebookvite for a surprise test. I didn't see it coming, and neither did my calculator.

An invite that only shows up on Facebook, like your middle school bully texting you during lunch.

My aunt sent a facebookvite for her birthday. It had a picture of me as a kid and the caption 'You're still fat.'

Got a facebookvite for a work event. It was from my boss and had the words 'You're still stupid.'

My crush sent me a facebookvite for a coffee date. It was just a picture of my face and the words 'You're still annoying.'

A Facebook-only invite that feels like getting a text from your mom saying you're grounded for life.

Got a facebookvite for my cousin's graduation. It had a picture of me in a tutu and the words 'You still look like a clown.'

My dad sent a facebookvite for a family dinner. It said 'You're still a disappointment.'

My friend sent me a facebookvite for a game night. It had a picture of me and the words 'You're still the worst.'