facebookurbating

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Using Facebook to flirt with stuff at home while you jerk off like a confused goat.

I was messaging my ex on Facebook while I used my dog’s leash to jerk off.

I FaceTimed my mom while I used the toaster to get off.

I posted a status about my day while I used the vacuum to finish my business.

You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stuff from your house to make it better.

I was commenting on my friend’s post while I used the mop to finish my business.

I was watching a live stream while I used the cat’s collar to get off.

I was liking a photo of my cousin while I used the blender to finish my job.

You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stuff from your house to make it better.

I was messaging my crush on Facebook while I used the broom to finish my business.

I was watching a video while I used the lamp to get off.

I was commenting on a meme while I used the showerhead to finish my job.