Facebookucide

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When Facebook gets so annoying it makes you want to die, like seeing your ex’s face, or finding out you have 600 friends but no one wants to hang out on Friday night.

I saw my ex’s profile and my brain exploded.

I have 600 friends but no one texts me. Why am I even alive?

I tried to message my old friends and they ignored me. I deleted myself.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook makes you so sad you want to throw your phone out the window because your ex is happy and you’re stuck with 600 friends who don’t even know you.

My ex posted a vacation photo and I cried in my cereal.

I have 600 friends but none of them showed up to my birthday. I died.

I tried to message my friend and they said 'lol' and that was it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook is so bad it makes you want to commit suicide because your ex is posting about their life and you’re stuck with 600 friends who never talk to you.

I saw my ex’s vacation pics and I threw up.

I have 600 friends but they don’t even know my name. I’m dead.

I texted my friend and they said 'brb' and never came back.

by Slangipedia 13d ago