Facebooksturbation

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When you like your own stupid post just to feel important, even though no one cares.

I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. I liked it. Then I liked it again. Then I liked it 10 times.

She posted a selfie. She liked it. Then she liked it again. Then she cried.

He posted a status about his day. He liked it. Then he liked it again. Then he liked it 100 times.

When you like every post you ever made just to feel good, even though you're probably alone and no one else cares.

She liked every post she ever made. Even the one about her toe fungus.

He liked all his posts. Even the one where he fell off a bike.

They liked all their posts. Even the one where they cried in public.