facebookstatuscommentingaphobia

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When you get so angry you want to punch someone on Facebook because they comment on your stupid posts like they’re your best friend.
My post was about my cat and he said 'That cat is fat.' I screamed at my screen.
I posted a picture of my breakfast and someone said 'You eat like a horse.' I threw my toast at the wall.
I posted a sad poem and someone said 'This is cringe.' I cried and then yelled at them.
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It’s when people on Facebook comment on your posts like they know you and your life and it makes you want to die.
I posted about my day and someone said 'You should’ve gotten a better job.' I felt like my whole life was ruined.
I posted a photo of my dog and someone said 'Your dog looks like my ex.' I threw my phone out the window.
I posted a selfie and someone said 'You look like a clown.' I cried and then said 'You look like a loser.'
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It’s when you’re on Facebook and someone comments on your post and you get so mad you want to throw your phone out the window.
I posted my thoughts and someone said 'That’s dumb.' I yelled 'You’re dumb!' and then deleted my post.
I posted a funny joke and someone said 'That’s not funny.' I threw my phone at the wall and it broke.
I posted about my mom and someone said 'Your mom is loud.' I said 'You’re loud!' and blocked them.
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