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A girl who acts like she's not a whore but then goes on Facebook and calls everyone else a whore just to feel important.
'She's a whore and I'm not!', but she's wearing a bra with a logo that says 'Whore of the Week.'
She posts a picture of her lunch and says, 'This is how I stay classy. You? You're just a whore.'
She sends a DM to her ex: 'You're still a whore, and I'm still better than you.'
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A girl who thinks she's the only one who can be a whore and calls everyone else a whore on Facebook just to feel good.
'He asked me out? Pfft, he's just a whore.', she's wearing a dress that costs more than his whole life.
She comments on a post: 'You're a whore and you know it.', but she's the one who posted a selfie with a guy she barely knows.
She says, 'You're a whore, and I'm not. I'm just here to prove it.', then she likes 50 posts from random guys.
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A girl who acts like she's not a whore but spends her whole life on Facebook calling everyone else a whore because she's too lazy to be anything else.
She posts: 'He's a total whore, but I'm not. I'm just not.', she's wearing a shirt that says 'Whore' in glitter.
She sends a message: 'You're a whore, and I'm not. I'm just here to tell you that.', she's not even talking to anyone.
She posts a picture of her face and writes, 'I'm not a whore, but I'm close.', she's got three guys liking her post.
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