facebookshot

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Facebookshot is when you post something on Facebook and hope no one sees it. It's like yelling in a crowd and hoping no one hears you. It includes stupid posts, fake statuses, and tagging people in photos they didn't take.
I posted that I'm rich. No one believed me. Even my mom didn't buy it.
He tagged me in a photo of a pizza. I didn't eat it. I just looked at it.
She posted her ex's name as her status. He saw it. He laughed. I cried.
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Facebookshot is when you put something on Facebook and pray no one sees it. It's like throwing a party and hoping no one shows up. It covers wall posts, fake statuses, and photos that make you look like a fool.
He posted he's a superhero. No one believed him. Even his dog rolled its eyes.
She posted a photo of her cat. It looked like it was crying. Her mom said it was dramatic.
I posted my ex's name as my status. He saw it. He smiled. I died inside.
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Facebookshot is when you post something on Facebook and hope no one sees it. It's like whispering a secret and hoping no one hears it. It includes status updates, wall posts, and tagging people in photos that make them look like fools.
I posted I’m rich. My friend called me a fraud. My mom sent me money.
He posted a photo of his dog. It looked like it was sad. His dad said it was fake.
She posted her ex’s name as her status. He saw it. He said hi. I said goodbye.
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Facebookshot is when you put something on Facebook and hope no one sees it. It’s like screaming in a loud room and hoping no one hears you. It includes wall posts, fake statuses, and photos that make you look like a complete idiot.
I posted I’m rich. My friend said I’m broke. My mom called me a liar.
He posted a photo of his dog. It looked like it was crying. His dad said it was fake.
She posted her ex's name as her status. He saw it. He said hi. I said why.
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Facebookshot is when you post something on Facebook and pray no one sees it. It's like shouting in a church and hoping no one hears you. It includes wall posts, fake statuses, and photos that make you look like a fool.
I posted I'm rich. My friend said I'm broke. My mom sent me a check.
He posted a photo of his dog. It looked like it was sad. His dad said it was a lie.
She posted her ex's name as her status. He saw it. He said hi. I said why.
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