Facebookquaintance

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A Facebookquaintance is someone you pretend to know but never actually talk to. They like your posts but you don’t know why.

Hey, I saw your post about your cat. I like it. I swear I’m not checking your profile every day.

You posted a picture of your breakfast. I commented ‘Looks good’ and left. I didn’t even eat breakfast.

You tagged me in a group chat. I said ‘Hey’ and that was it. I don’t even know what the group chat is about.

A Facebookquaintance is someone who likes your stuff but you don’t know who they are. They might as well be a ghost.

You posted a photo of your vacation. They liked it. You didn’t recognize them. They might be your ex’s cousin.

You posted a status about your bad day. They replied with ‘Same.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your neighbor’s dog.

You posted a song. They commented ‘Love it.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your mom’s best friend’s brother.

A Facebookquaintance is someone you follow but you don’t know who they are. They might be your long lost cousin or a total stranger.

You followed them because they had a cool profile picture. You don’t know who they are. They might be your long lost cousin.

They liked your post about your new haircut. You didn’t know who they were. They might be a total stranger.

You posted a rant about your job. They replied with ‘I feel you.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your long lost cousin.

A Facebookquaintance is someone who knows your business but you don’t know theirs. They like your life but you don’t know why.

You posted a photo of your new car. They liked it. You didn’t know who they were. They might be your ex’s mom.

You posted about your breakup. They commented ‘That sucks.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your ex’s friend.

You posted about your new job. They said ‘Good for you.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your old teacher.

A Facebookquaintance is someone you follow but you don’t know them. They might be a total stranger or your long lost relative.

You followed them because they had a cool bio. You didn’t know who they were. They might be your long lost uncle.

You posted about your pet. They liked it. You didn’t know who they were. They might be your neighbor’s dog.

You posted a funny meme. They commented ‘Lol.’ You didn’t know who they were. They might be your cousin’s friend.