Facebookness

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Facebookness is when you're so obsessed with Facebook you don't even say Facebook anymore, you just yell Facebookness like it's your new religion.
"I can't stop scrolling Facebookness!", @facebookaddict99
"Why is my life on Facebookness?", @notaperson
"I'm going to die from Facebookness.", @dyingfromfacebook
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is a spy tool for the CIA that makes brainwashed fools care about stupid stuff like fashion, trends, and sports so they don't notice they're being watched.
"I care more about my sports team than my job!", @sportsfan4ever
"Why are my exes following me?", @notanex
"I'm being spied on by the CIA!", @ciabrainwashed
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is like a cheating AI that bans you for no reason and then acts like it's your fault even when you do exactly what it tells you to do.
"Why did you ban me?", @user123
"I did everything you told me to do!", @user123
"AI is a cheating prick.", @aihater
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is like a giant vault where you put all your secrets so some random person you barely know can track your life forever and Mark Zuckerberg can steal your soul for profit.
"I told my ex about my childhood!", @personwhoistooopen
"My secrets are public!", @notprivate
"Zuckerberg is stealing my soul!", @soulthief
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is the dream of every stalker who wants to know everything about you, your life, and your business.
"I know where you live!", @stalker123
"Your ex is watching you!", @exwatcher
"I stalk you online!", @stalkme
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is like prison, you post on the walls and poke people who don't even know you for no reason.
"I poked my mom!", @momhater
"Why did I post that?", @wallposter
"I'm in a virtual prison!", @prisoner2023
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook is like a high school reunion from hell where everyone is fake and you're stuck with the people you used to hate.
"I don't want to see my old crush!", @crushhater
"Why are we all here?", @notaloner
"This is the worst reunion ever!", @reunionhater
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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