Facebook/Myspace creepin'

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Stalking someone's profile like they're your ex and you still need closure.

I checked her profile 6 times today. I'm not obsessed. I'm just lonely.

He looked at my page 4 times yesterday. Is he trying to ask me out or spy on me?

She saw my profile 3 times in one hour. Is she a detective or a stalker?

Checking someone’s profile so much you might as well be their boyfriend.

I checked his profile 5 times today. I'm not checking. I'm just trying to forget him.

She saw my page 7 times this week. Does she have nothing better to do?

He checked my profile 2 times in 10 minutes. Is he a robot or just a creep?

You’re so obsessed with someone’s profile you might as well be their ex.

I looked at her profile 6 times. I'm not checking. I'm just trying to remember why I broke up with her.

He saw my page 4 times today. Is he trying to ask me out or just torture me?

She checked my profile 3 times in an hour. Is she a stalker or just a bother?

You're so into someone's profile you might as well be their therapist.

I checked her profile 5 times today. I'm not checking. I'm just trying to fix her life.

He looked at my page 6 times in one day. Is he trying to ask me out or analyze me?

She checked my profile 4 times. I'm not obsessed. I'm just trying to figure her out.

You're checking someone’s profile so much you might as well be their mom.

I looked at his profile 5 times today. I'm not checking. I'm just trying to see if he's making good choices.

She checked my page 6 times in one day. Is she trying to ask me out or just nag me?

He saw my profile 4 times this week. Is he my mom or just a creep?