facebooklize

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When you turn everything into a Facebook mess, like work or hanging out with friends becomes posting selfies and stupid comments on Facebook. It's called 'facebooklize' and it's the worst.
My boss 'facebooklized' the whole office. Now we all just post lunch pics and argue about who has the best hair.
Going to the mall is now 'facebooklize' time. I post a photo of my shoes and 12 people comment on them.
My mom 'facebooklized' my birthday. She posted 100 photos of the cake and 2 people replied.
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When a new Facebook user has zero friends, zero posts, and zero life. But then they get 'facebooklized' and turn into a monster who posts every minute and tags 200 people.
My cousin joined Facebook and had 1 friend. Now she has 1,000 friends and posts 20 times a day. She's a monster.
My neighbor started with 3 photos. Now he has 300 photos and posts every time he sneezes.
My brother had 2 wall posts. Now he has 200 wall posts and tags 20 people in every one.
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