facebooklific

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When you post on Facebook so much it feels like you're trying to make your friends' eyes bleed from all the updates.

I just posted a photo of my cat's butt. And then another. And another. And now I'm posting this.

My lunch break is now a 20-minute-long Facebook spree. I'm not even hungry anymore.

I posted about my coffee, my dog, my neighbor's car, and my feelings. All in 10 minutes.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook you might as well be married to it.

I posted 17 times today. My friends are now asking if I'm alive.

I posted about my cereal, my feelings, and my opinion on the weather. All in 5 minutes.

I posted so much my phone started crying.

When you're posting on Facebook like it's a war and you're the general leading the charge.

I posted about my day, my breakfast, my thoughts, and my dog's breakfast. All in 3 minutes.

I posted so much my friends are now asking if I'm trying to take over Facebook.

I posted 10 times in 1 minute. I'm not even sure what I'm posting about anymore.

When you post so much on Facebook it feels like you're trying to annoy your friends into liking your posts.

I posted about my coffee, my dog, my neighbor, and my feelings. All in 2 minutes.

I posted 12 times today. My friends are now asking if I'm trying to take over Facebook.

I posted so much my phone started screaming.

When you post on Facebook like it's your full-time job and you're getting paid in likes.

I posted about my lunch, my dog, my feelings, and my opinion on the weather. All in 4 minutes.

I posted 15 times today. My friends are now asking if I'm trying to take over Facebook.

I posted so much my phone started crying.