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I posted a pic of my dog wearing a hat. My mom said it was the best thing since sliced bread. My ex said he'd rather eat bread.

My status says 'I'm happy.' My ex said, 'You're still mad about the hat.'

I tagged my friend in a photo. He replied, 'You look like a sad pizza.'

I posted a selfie. My grandma said I was beautiful. My crush said I looked like a confused potato.

I wrote a poem about my cat. My grandma cried. My crush said it was 'okay, I guess.'

I shared a video of my dog chasing a squirrel. My grandma said it was cute. My crush said it was 'mildly entertaining.'

I posted a picture of my dinner. It was just noodles. My friend said, 'That looks like something a sad person eats.'

I wrote, 'Having a great day!' My mom said, 'You're still mad about the hat.'

I tagged my crush in a photo. He said, 'You look like you just lost a bet.'

I posted a picture of my dog. My mom said it was the best. My ex said it was 'okay, but not great.'

I wrote a status saying I'm rich. My friend said, 'You still live in your mom's house.'

I posted a video of me singing. My grandma said I had a good voice. My crush said I had a 'decent voice, but not great.'

I posted a picture of my breakfast. My mom said it was perfect. My crush said it was 'okay, but the dog looked better.'

I wrote, 'I love my life.' My mom said, 'You're still mad about the hat.'

I shared a photo of my cat. My crush said, 'That's the best picture of a cat I've ever seen.'