facebookini

I found my cousin’s friend’s ex’s best friend’s profile and she posted a selfie in a bikini. I’m now following 12 people I don’t know.

My friend’s friend’s sister posted a picture of her in a bikini and no privacy settings. I’ve been staring at that picture for two hours.

I looked up my teacher’s friend’s friend’s profile just to see if they had a bikini pic. They did. And it was worth it.

I searched my neighbor’s friend’s friend’s profile because I thought they had the best body and no privacy settings. They did. I’m now their best friend.

I looked up my friend’s brother’s ex’s profile just to see if she had a good body and no privacy settings. She did. I commented on her picture and she blocked me.

I found my friend’s friend’s random classmate’s profile and she had a bikini pic with no privacy settings. I’m now following her and her cat.

I dug through my friend’s friend’s profile like a worm looking for treasure and found a bikini pic. I’m now following them and their dog.

I went through my cousin’s friend’s friend’s profile and found a picture of them in a bikini. I commented and now they know I exist.

I went through Facebook like a worm to find someone’s bare skin picture and I found one. Now I’m following them and their random pet.