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A fake friend you add on Facebook just to look cool. You don’t know them. You don’t care.

I added 50 people I don’t know just so my friend count looks high.

My mom added my uncle’s best friend’s cousin. Why?

I added my teacher’s pet because I hate him.

You add them on Facebook just to make yourself feel important. They might be a total stranger.

I added my neighbor’s dog. It has 200 friends now.

I added my ex’s new girlfriend just to mess with him.

My friend added a guy who works at the gas station. Why?

They’re not your friend. They’re just a random person you added to look busy.

I added my brother’s crush just to make him cry.

I added my boss’s boss’s cat. It’s got 1,000 friends.

My friend added my mom’s ex just for fun.

You add them just because you’re too lazy to make real friends. They probably don’t even know who you are.

I added my math teacher just to make my friend count go up.

I added my neighbor’s mom because I was bored.

My friend added my dog. It has 300 friends now.

They’re not your friend. They’re just someone you added to feel popular.

I added my crush just to make him feel special.

I added my cousin’s pet turtle. It has 200 friends.

My friend added my dad’s boss just for a laugh.