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Looking someone up on Facebook like they owe you money and you’re gonna charge them interest.
I Facebookigated my ex just to see if she still has that stupid cat.
My mom Facebookigated my dad because he forgot their anniversary again.
I Facebookigated my teacher to find out if he’s got a hidden Instagram.
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When you dig up someone’s secrets on Facebook like they’re a criminal and you’re the detective.
I Facebookigated my crush to see if he’s still dating that annoying girl.
I Facebookigated my boss because he’s been acting weird all week.
I Facebookigated my friend’s fake profile just to mess with him.
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Checking up on someone on Facebook like they’re hiding a body in their profile picture.
I Facebookigated my neighbor because his dog barked at me for three days straight.
I Facebookigated my crush’s crush to see if he’s a total loser.
I Facebookigated my crush’s mom to find out why he’s so weird.
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Looking someone up on Facebook like you’re about to throw them out of a window.
I Facebookigated my ex because he still follows me and it’s annoying.
I Facebookigated my crush’s crush because he looks like a total loser.
I Facebookigated my crush’s mom because she’s got a weird profile picture.
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Checking up on someone on Facebook like you’re the FBI and they’re the suspect.
I Facebookigated my crush just to see if he’s got a second crush.
I Facebookigated my crush’s crush to see if he’s a total waste of time.
I Facebookigated my crush’s mom because she’s got a weird bio.
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