Facebookification

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The crazy mental breakdown you get when you start posting every single dumb thought on Facebook and begging for likes like a needy toddler.

'Why is my coffee not good enough for this app? #firstworldproblems'

'I just ate a sandwich. It was a life-changing event.'

'My dog looked at me like I betrayed him. I posted it.'

When you go from whispering secrets to your best friend to screaming your entire life story to strangers online.

'My ex is still using my old password. I know it.'

'I got a B on my math test. It was a betrayal.'

'My cat is now a influencer. I am not.'

The moment you realize your Facebook is more important than your job, your family, and your sanity.

'I didn’t get a like on my post. I’m crying in my cereal.'

'My boss asked me to work. I replied with a selfie.'

'I posted my dinner. My life is now complete.'

When you start tagging every single person you've ever met in a photo just so they know you're still alive.

'Tag your mom. She needs to see this.'

'Tag your ex. They might come back.'

'Tag your pet. They’re probably watching.'

The sad, lonely phase where you post stuff just so someone will reply and you don’t care if it’s your cousin.

'Hello? Is anyone out there?'

'I posted this at 2 a. m. I need a friend.'

'My only reply was ‘lol’. I’m heartbroken.'