facebookie

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A person who can't live without Facebook, checking it more than they check their pants for holes.

'I just got a notification! I'm gonna die if I don't check it!'

'I checked Facebook 17 times in 10 minutes. My brain is melting.'

'I'm not even alive anymore. I'm just a Facebookie.'

A person who got dragged into Facebook by their friends, now stuck in the friend group forever.

'You're my friend now, and you will never escape Facebook.'

'I had to join Facebook because my mom is a Facebookie.'

'You're not a person anymore. You're a Facebookie.'

A person who uses Facebook to bet instead of talking to people, just so they don't get robbed or embarrassed.

'I bet you $5 on a game through Facebook. I didn't even have to look at you.'

'I'd rather bet on a game through Facebook than talk to my ex.'

'I bet my last dollar on Facebook because I was too scared to face my friend.'

A cute way to call your Facebook friends, even though they're probably just random people who liked your post.

'Hey Facebookie, did you like my post?'

'I called my ex a Facebookie and he cried.'

'My best friend is a Facebookie, and I only know that because I friended him.'

A website that used to be cool but now is just plain and boring, and you accidentally typed it instead of Facebook.

'I thought I was going to Facebook, but I landed on a boring website.'

'I tried to go to Facebook, but I went to a website that looks like a spreadsheet.'

'I typed Facebook wrong, and I got stuck on a website that looks like a spreadsheet.'

A person who thinks Facebook is better than talking, texting, or even breathing.

'I would rather message you on Facebook than talk to you in person.'

'I texted my mom on Facebook instead of calling her.'

'I used Facebook to tell my teacher I didn't do my homework.'

A cool way to say Facebook is doing great, even if it's just because you got a new notification.

'Facebook is on fire today!'

'Facebook is amazing, and I'm not even being sarcastic.'

'Facebook is the best, and I'm just being real.'