Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you quit Facebook like it just insulted your whole family and your pet

I’m leaving Facebook forever. That app is worse than my ex’s mom.

No more liking my cousin’s selfies. I’m done.

Facebook just blocked me. I’m going to die in the comments section.

2

Facebook death. You log off and never come back, like you’re mad at the entire internet

I’m dead to Facebook. Don’t try to message me. I won’t reply.

I left Facebook. My life is better now. You’re welcome.

I’m not coming back. My feed was too mean.

3

When you delete your Facebook account because it’s giving you a complex and your life is too short for that nonsense

I deleted Facebook. My life is now complete.

Facebook just made me cry. I’m leaving.

No more fake friends. I’m out.

4

Facebook murder. You log out for good, and it’s like you never existed

I’m murdered by Facebook. It’s official.

I’m not on Facebook anymore. My existence is gone.

Facebook doesn’t know me anymore. I’m free.

5

When you abandon Facebook like it betrayed you and your dreams

Facebook betrayed me. I’m leaving.

I’m abandoning Facebook. My dreams are too big for that app.

No more likes. No more posts. I’m out.

6

You leave Facebook because it’s annoying and you’re tired of seeing your old classmates’ lives

I’m done with Facebook. It’s just old classmates and bad photos.

Facebook is annoying. I’m leaving.

I can’t take it anymore. My classmates are too happy.