facebookface

I saw my neighbor sitting on the couch with eyes closed and a phone in his hand. He looked like a zombie. A Facebook zombie.

My mom spends more time on Facebook than she does with her kids. I think she's planning a divorce through Facebook.

My dad logged out of Facebook and said, 'I'm giving my face a break.' I don't think it's working.

My friend spends all day on Facebook, eats lunch on Facebook, and even dreams in Facebook. I think he's married to the app.

My sister got a Facebook notification during her wedding. She didn't even notice the ring on her finger.

My brother posted his mom's death on Facebook before he told her.

I saw my uncle typing with both hands and eyes. He looked like a robot. A Facebook robot.

My cousin posted a selfie while she was eating. She didn't even know what she looked like.

My neighbor posted his dog's face on Facebook and forgot about his own.