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the dumb way people talk on Facebook using walls and picture comments, like they’re trying to be cool but they’re just annoying.

'Bro, why did you post this photo of your dog in a hat? It’s not even funny.'

'Your wall post is longer than my essay. Just shut up.'

'You commented on my picture like it’s a detective novel. It’s just a pizza.'

when you type so much on Facebook that it feels like you're arguing with your ex, but it's just your cousin.

'Why did you tag me in this group chat? I didn’t even know you had a group chat.'

'You said 'I miss you' in a comment. You don’t miss me. You just want free pizza.'

'You posted a photo of your lunch and called it 'art.' It's not art. It's a sandwich.'

the kind of talk you do on Facebook that's like a bad Twitter thread, but even worse because no one cares.

'Why did you post this at 2 AM? I was sleeping.'

'You commented on my photo and it took three paragraphs. Just say you like it.'

'You tagged me in a group chat with your mom and your dog. It’s not a group chat. It’s a disaster.'

when you use Facebook like it's your diary, but everyone can see it and they all laugh at you.

'I posted my feelings about my crush. Now my mom knows.'

'You wrote a poem about your day. It’s not a poem. It’s a report.'

'You posted a photo of your breakfast and called it 'a masterpiece.' It’s not a masterpiece. It’s toast.'

the worst kind of conversation on Facebook, like you’re texting your friend but you’re also yelling at your brother.

'You commented on my photo and called it 'vibes.' Vibes are not a thing.'

'You posted a status about your life. It’s not a status. It’s a rant.'

'You tagged me in a group chat with your dad. It’s not a group chat. It’s a punishment.'