Facebooker's Remorse

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You drink so much you post nonsense on Facebook. You flirt with every hot girl you know. The next day you feel like a total idiot and delete everything you said.

I just had a baby with my ex and my cousin's dog.

I'm going to propose to my boss's sister at the mall.

I told my mom I'm moving to Mars.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You wake up to a bunch of notifications from last night's Facebook rants. You wish you could disappear and never be seen again.

I told my crush I hate him and I'm going to kill my little brother.

I said I'm a vampire and I eat pizza for breakfast.

I told my teacher I'm going to fail all my tests.

by Slangipedia 13d ago