Facebookeros

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A Latina/o who uses Facebook like it's their best friend and their therapist all rolled into one. They post about their life, their problems, and their opinions, even if no one is looking.
"My abuela just called me and said I need to stop eating tacos for breakfast. I posted that."
"Why is my ex still following me? I haven't talked to him since 2013 and he still thinks I'm single."
"I posted a rant about my job and now my boss is reading it. I hope he dies."
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A Chicana/o who lives on Facebook like it's their second home. They talk to their friends, their family, and their ancestors through status updates and comments.
"My tía just commented on my post: 'You're getting old, but you're still cute.' I'm not sure if that's a compliment."
"I had a fight with my best friend and now we're both blocking each other on Facebook."
"I posted a photo of my dog and now my whole family is commenting on how fat he is."
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A Latina/o who uses Facebook more than they use the bathroom. They post everything, their feelings, their meals, and their opinions, and they don’t care if people laugh at them.
"I posted a selfie and now my cousin is calling me 'the queen of selfies.' I don't know if that's a good thing."
"I posted about my ex and now my whole group chat is arguing about who was the worst."
"I posted my lunch and now my mom is telling me I need to eat more vegetables."
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