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A human who lives in a computer chair and stares at Facebook like it's the last pizza slice. They're too scared of the stove to cook and play online games with music that sounds like a dying cat.

I haven't left my chair since 2018. My mom thinks I'm dead.

I just lost a battle to a virtual chicken. It had better music.

The stove tried to text me. I blocked it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who lives on Facebook and is terrified of the stove. They play online games like their life depends on it and have the music volume set to nuclear.

I played 12 hours of Candy Crush today. My thumbs are crying.

The stove sent me a mean DM. I replied with a fire emoji.

My background music is louder than my mom's voice.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A human who lives in a computer and checks Facebook more than a dog checks the mail. They're scared of the stove and play online games with music that makes their neighbor call the cops.

I had to turn off the music because my neighbor called the cops.

I just lost to a virtual raccoon. It had better music.

The stove is my nemesis. I hate it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago