Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when someone lies on Facebook they're deathly ill so they don't have to go to work and everyone has to believe them or else they'll mock them in the comments

Just died. Can't breathe. 10/10 sickness

My organs are quitting. I'm not coming to work.

I’m so sick I can’t even text. You know I’m not lying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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posting on Facebook about being sick so people know you're not coming to work and they have to accept it or else you'll embarrass them

I’m so sick my dog left me

I got hit by a bus. I’m not coming to work.

I’m so ill I can’t even eat my own dog.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you post on Facebook that you’re dying so people know you’re not coming to work and they can’t argue with you because you’re too dramatic

I’m dead. My soul left my body.

I’m not coming to work. I’ve been hit by a truck.

I’ve died three times today. You know I’m not lying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you fake being sick on Facebook so your boss thinks you're actually sick and you get the day off without anyone questioning you

I’m so sick I can’t even move.

I’m dead. My dog knows I’m dead.

I’m not coming to work. I’ve been hit by a car.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when someone posts on Facebook they're dying so they don't have to go to work and everyone has to believe them or else they'll get roasted in the comments

I’m so dead I can’t even blink.

I’ve been hit by a bus. I’m not coming to work.

I’m so sick I can’t even eat my dog.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you post on Facebook that you're deathly ill so you get the day off and people just roll their eyes because they know you're lying

I’m so sick my dog left me.

I got hit by a truck. I’m not coming to work.

I’m so dead I can’t even think.

by Slangipedia 4d ago