Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you turn full sentences into lazy, rude, one-letter nonsense just to look cool on Facebook.

Bro, why you mad? Just said 'wtf' like it means something.

She posted 'lmao' after I told her I was gonna fail the test.

He messaged me 'smh' when I told him I was gonna beat him up.

2

A fake website made by the CIA so they can watch stupid people waste their lives on stupid stuff like fashion and sports.

My cousin got brainwashed by Facebook and now thinks TikTok is the future.

My mom spends 10 hours on Facebook and calls it 'research' for her job.

My dad posted a selfie on Facebook and called it 'a strategic move'.

3

A website that kicks out new people for no reason. It’s like being told you’re not allowed to play the game even though you followed the rules.

I had my account deleted for posting a meme about my teacher.

My friend tried to fix his account and got deleted for being 'annoying' instead.

My brother was banned for liking a post about his sister.

4

Facebook is like a giant trash can where you throw all your secrets and your stupid friends can read them forever.

I told my ex I was gonna fail the test and now she knows everything.

My mom posted my grades online and now my whole class can see them.

My dad posted a video of me crying and now I’m famous.

5

A stalker’s best friend. It lets them know everything you do, eat, and say.

My crush follows me on Facebook and knows my schedule.

My neighbor posted a picture of me eating pizza and now I’m embarrassed.

My ex posted my test score and now I’m the class clown.

6

Facebook is like jail. You write on the walls and bother people you don’t even know.

I posted ‘I’m gonna fail the test’ on Facebook and my teacher saw it.

I poked my friend 10 times and now he’s mad.

I wrote ‘I hate math’ on the wall and now my whole class sees it.

7

Facebook is like a never-ending school party where only the dumbest people show up.

My mom is on Facebook and calls it ‘a social event’.

My dad posted a video of me eating pizza and now I’m the main event.

My brother posted a selfie and now he’s the star of the show.