Face"Booked"

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Putting your own dumb opinion on Facebook and getting cuffed by the cops because you’re too dumb to know when to shut up.

I posted 'I hate my job' and got arrested for being too loud in the jail.

My mom posted 'I’m rich' and got booked because she couldn’t afford the booking fee.

My dog posted 'I eat shoes' and got booked for being a menace.

A dirty move where a guy tries to stick a magazine full of porn into a girl’s face like it’s a snack.

He tried to put a magazine in my face and it was worse than my math test.

My brother did that to his crush and she cried like a baby.

My uncle did that to my cousin and now she hates him.

When you slap your face with a book because something you read is so dumb it hurts your brain.

I facepalmed when I read 'I have 1000 followers and I’m still ugly.'

My friend facepalmed when she read 'I’m a billionaire.'

My dog facepalmed when I told him I got a new toy.

A gay app college girls use to flirt with guys and guys use to flirt with freshman and then slam them.

My friend used it to flirt with a guy and he asked her out.

I used it to chat with a freshman and then we kissed.

My sister used it and got slamed by three guys at once.

When you see a Facebook friend you hate and you instantly leave Facebook like your life depends on it.

I saw my ex and I left Facebook like it was my last day on Earth.

I saw my old teacher and I face-booked because I didn’t want to say hello.

I saw my mom and I left Facebook because I was too embarrassed.

When your stupid Facebook post gets called out by people who are smarter than you.

I posted 'I’m the best' and my friend called me out for being a fake.

I posted 'I’m rich' and my mom said I was broke.

I posted 'I’m famous' and no one knew who I was.