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When you're so obsessed with showing off your life on Facebook that you go to stupid parties just to take selfies and post them so your friends can get mad and jealous.

I drove two hours just to take a photo of my pizza and post it before the crust got cold.

I wore a suit to a dog park so I could look fancy in my Instagram story.

I skipped my mom's birthday to take a 'meaningful' photo of my coffee and post it as 'life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're so wrapped up in Facebook that you do everything just to get likes, even if it means being fake and annoying.

I went to a concert just to take a video and post it so my followers would think I'm cool.

I took a picture of my cat wearing a hat just so my friends would comment on it.

I pretended to be happy at a funeral so I could post it and get more likes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're so addicted to Facebook that you think your life only matters if people can see it online and get jealous of you.

I flew to Paris just to take a photo of the Eiffel Tower and post it before my flight back.

I did my taxes just to take a selfie with my calculator and post it as 'math is life.'

I went to a family dinner just to take a photo of my aunt's meatloaf and post it as 'food for thought.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're so obsessed with Facebook that you do stupid stuff just to make people mad and jealous on the internet.

I took a photo of my pet goldfish in a hat and posted it as 'my life.'

I went to a concert just to film a 30-second clip and post it before the song ended.

I skipped my job to take a picture of my sandwich and post it as 'food is life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're so into Facebook that you live your life just to get likes and make people feel bad about their own lives.

I went to a funeral just to take a picture of the casket and post it as 'life is short.'

I bought a new phone just to take a photo of it and post it as 'my life.'

I took a picture of my toast and posted it as 'a new day.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You're so addicted to Facebook that you do everything just to look cool and make people feel like losers.

I wore a dress to a bar just to take a selfie and post it as 'fun night.'

I took a photo of my pizza and posted it before I even ate it.

I skipped my job to take a picture of my coffee and post it as 'life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago