Facebookcracy

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It's when Facebook runs everything like a king, and politicians are just peasants begging for likes.
The president posted a selfie and the whole country voted for him.
Congress passed a law because it had 10,000 comments.
A kid started a trend and the government had to follow it.
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It's like Facebook is the boss of all politicians and they just want to be cool.
A senator quit his job to be a TikTok influencer.
A mayor got fired because he forgot to post on Friday.
A governor lost an election because he didn't use filters.
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It's when Facebook has more power than your mom and your teachers combined.
A school closed because the principal didn't have enough followers.
A kid got into college just by commenting on a post.
A whole town got a new road because someone liked a picture of it.
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It's when Facebook decides who wins and who loses, and no one can do anything about it.
A president got reelected just because he had a good profile picture.
A candidate lost because he used the wrong hashtag.
A whole country changed its laws because of a viral post.
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It's like Facebook is the new king, and politicians are just trying to stay in his good graces.
A senator gave up his job to be a full-time influencer.
A governor lost his job because he didn't reply to a DM.
A whole country changed its flag because of a post.
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It's when Facebook is so powerful it can make or break your whole life, and you're just a pawn.
A kid became a billionaire just by posting a video.
A president got impeached because of a comment section.
A whole town got a new school because of a TikTok trend.
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