facebookcentric

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A cousin or distant relative you see every time you log on like they’re stuck in your Facebook feed and they’re too dumb to just unfollow you.

My second cousin is in my Common Friends list. How does she even know my aunt?

I see my uncle’s face every time I check my phone. Is he following me or is he just a creepy old man?

My mom’s best friend is on my Common Friends list. They haven’t spoken in 30 years. Why?

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When everything you do or say is connected to Facebook, even if it’s just because you posted it there. It’s like Facebook is your brain now and it won’t let you be normal.

I told my friend I was going to the movies. Then I posted it on Facebook. Now it’s a Facebookcentric event.

I got a news alert about a cat video. It was from Facebook. That’s not a news alert. That’s Facebookcentric nonsense.

I told my mom I was tired. Then I posted it on Facebook. Now my whole life is Facebookcentric.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago