Facebookcation

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When you shut off your Facebook like it owes you money so you can forget all the drama and focus on things that matter, like your own life or your own sanity.
I’m going on a Facebookcation. Your posts are giving me anxiety.
My ex posted a picture of her new dog and I had to take a break. Facebookcation time.
I’m done with all the fake life updates. Facebookcation is here.
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A fancy way of saying you’re hiding from your Facebook like it’s the enemy and you’re too lazy to deal with it.
I’m going on a Facebookcation. I can’t handle your 100 likes on a sandwich post.
My cousin tagged me in a photo of her cat and I had to escape. Facebookcation called.
I’m taking a Facebookcation because my feed is giving me a headache.
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When you put your Facebook on ice because it’s annoying you more than your mom and you’re too tired to care.
My Facebook is louder than my mom. Time for a Facebookcation.
I’m going on a Facebookcation because I can’t take your 2 a. m. rants.
Facebook is being too much. I’m taking a Facebookcation.
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You log off Facebook because it’s like a toxic relationship and you need a break from all the fake happiness.
Facebook is like my ex. I need a Facebookcation.
I’m going on a Facebookcation. Your life is too perfect.
Facebook is making me sad. Time for a Facebookcation.
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When you ignore Facebook like it’s your worst enemy and you’re too busy being awesome to care.
I’m going on a Facebookcation because your life is boring.
Facebook is giving me the silent treatment. I’m taking a Facebookcation.
I’m too awesome for your Facebook. Facebookcation here I come.
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You take a Facebookcation because your feed is like a broken relationship and you need to find your peace.
Facebook is breaking my heart. I’m going on a Facebookcation.
My feed is like my ex. Time for a Facebookcation.
I’m done with all the drama. Facebookcation time.
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