Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

how many times your post gets stared at like it's the Mona Lisa.

My breakfast post got 2 likes. That’s less than my dog’s Instagram.

I posted a photo of my ex and got 100 comments. My ex is still single.

My wall post got 3 likes. My mom liked it. That’s not a win.

2

the amount of times your post makes people laugh, cry, or throw things.

My post about my cat dying got 50 comments. 49 of them were from my mom.

I posted a photo of my lunch and got 2 likes. My dog got 10.

My wall post got 1 like. My neighbor’s dog liked it.

3

how many people bother you with comments or messages because of your post.

My post got 10 comments. 9 of them were from my ex.

I posted a photo of my hair and got 3 messages. All from my mom.

My wall post got 2 likes. 1 from my dog.

4

how many times your post gets seen by people who don’t care about you.

My post got 10 likes. 9 of them were from my ex.

I posted a photo of my lunch and got 2 likes. My dog got 10.

My wall post got 3 likes. My mom liked it. That’s not a win.

5

how many people look at your post and think you’re either a genius or a fool.

My post got 50 comments. 49 of them were from my mom.

I posted a photo of my hair and got 3 messages. All from my mom.

My wall post got 2 likes. 1 from my dog.

6

the number of times people check your post and then forget about it.

My post got 10 likes. 9 of them were from my ex.

I posted a photo of my lunch and got 2 likes. My dog got 10.

My wall post got 3 likes. My mom liked it. That’s not a win.