facebookanxiety

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The terror of seeing your face in a photo that someone posted without your permission and it looks like you were hit by a truck.

My ex posted a photo of me eating a taco like it was a crime. I died inside.

My grandma tagged me in a picture from 2003. I looked like a potato.

My crush posted a selfie with me in the background. I felt like a ghost.

The panic of seeing so many messages on Facebook that it feels like the whole internet is trying to message you and the app is going to crash.

I got 50 messages in one minute. My phone screamed at me.

My mom messaged me 20 times about her cat. I almost threw my phone.

My crush messaged me 10 times in a row. I became a babbling idiot.

The madness of wanting to poke everyone on Facebook so much that you walk out into the real world and people think you're a lunatic.

I poked 30 people in one day. My friends called me a monster.

I poked my teacher. She gave me a pop quiz.

I poked my crush. He started texting me nonstop.