Facebookagnostic

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A person who doesn't care about Facebook and thinks it's just a bunch of old people and selfies

'I don't need Facebook. My mom's the only one who uses it.'

'Facebook? That's where my ex posted 20 pictures of his dog.'

'I log on once a year to check if my uncle's still alive.'

Someone who acts like they don't care about Facebook but secretly checks it every five minutes

'I'm not on Facebook. I just like seeing my ex's vacation photos.'

'I told my boss I don't use Facebook. Then I logged on during lunch.'

'I said I was going to ignore Facebook. Now I'm addicted to my cousin's cat videos.'

A person who refuses to use Facebook and makes a big deal about it every time someone mentions it

'Facebook? That's where my friends post 10 pictures of their breakfast.'

'I don't need Facebook. I have a life, and it's not on a phone.'

'When my friend asked me to join Facebook, I yelled, 'NO WAY! I don't need to see your pizza.'

A person who thinks Facebook is just for people who don't have real lives

'I don't use Facebook. My life is real, not on a screen.'

'Facebook is for people who think their dog is famous.'

'I don't need Facebook. I have a life, and it's not online.'

A person who has a Facebook account but acts like they hate it

'I'm on Facebook, but I don't tell anyone. It's my little secret.'

'I have a Facebook account. I just don't use it. Mostly.'

'I'm on Facebook. I just pretend I'm not.'

Someone who is confused about Facebook and doesn't know if they like it or not

'I don't know if I like Facebook. It's confusing.'

'I'm on Facebook, but I don't know why.'

'I'm not sure if I like Facebook or just my cousin's cat videos.'