Facebook Yanni

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Facebook Yanni are the annoying holy rollers who post every single thing that goes right in their lives and act like they're the most important person on Earth.
My coffee was hot today. I'm not even joking.
I got a B+ on my math test. I'm a genius.
I just smiled at a stranger. That's a miracle.
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Facebook Yanni are the people who think their whole life is a highlight reel and they're just waiting for someone to clap.
I got out of bed today. I'm living my best life.
I drank water. It was a victory.
I didn't argue with my mom. That's a win.
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Facebook Yanni are the ones who act like they're the most blessed person on Earth and everyone else is just failing at life.
My hair looked good today. I'm basically perfect.
I didn't cry at work. That's a miracle.
I said hello to my boss. I'm a rockstar.
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Facebook Yanni are the people who post about everything good in their lives like they’re the only ones who ever had a good day.
I ate a snack. That's a feast.
I wore pants today. I'm a legend.
I didn’t drop my phone. I’m a god.
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Facebook Yanni are the ones who think life is one big party and they’re the DJ, the guests, and the backup dancers all in one.
I got up today. That's a party.
I didn't yell at my dog. That's a bop.
I smiled. I'm dancing.
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Facebook Yanni are the people who live in a fantasy world where everything is perfect and everyone else is just jealous.
My coffee was good. I'm rich.
I didn't eat cake for breakfast. That's a tragedy.
I didn’t fall off my chair. I'm a winner.
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