facebook worthy

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when a relationship gets so bad you put it on Facebook just to show off how much you hate the other person

'I’m officially in a relationship with my ex. Just to make him cry.'

'My new relationship status is 'It’s Complicated' because I don’t know if I want to kill him or kiss him.'

'I’m in a relationship with my cat now. My ex is in a relationship with his mom.'

when something is so good or so bad you have to post it on Facebook like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do

'I ate three burgers and I’m posting this right now. I might die.'

'My dog just stole my lunch. I’m posting this because it’s that bad.'

'I passed my math test. I’m posting this because I’m that proud.'