Facebook Worth

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Your Facebook Worth is how much your friends like your posts divided by how many friends you have. The more likes you get, the more they think you're cool.
My post about my dog got 2 likes. I have 100 friends. My Facebook Worth is basically zero.
I posted a selfie and got 50 likes. My Worth is high. I must be hot.
My post about my ex got 1 like. My Worth is low. They probably hate me.
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Facebook Worth is the number of likes on your post divided by your friends. If you have a high Worth, your friends are probably fake.
I posted a picture of my dinner. Got 3 likes. I have 200 friends. They're all liars.
My Worth is 100. I must have 10 friends who actually care about me.
I posted a sad message and got 10 likes. They must feel bad for me.
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Your Facebook Worth is how many likes you get on a post divided by how many friends you have. If it's low, your friends are probably all fake.
My Worth is 0.1. I got 1 like on a post. My friends are all fake.
I posted a picture of my cat and got 10 likes. My Worth is high. They're all real.
My Worth is 2. I have 100 friends. They all hate me.
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Facebook Worth is the number of likes you get divided by the number of friends you have. If it's low, your friends are probably all jerks.
I posted a picture of my face. Got 2 likes. My Worth is low. My friends are jerks.
I posted a funny message and got 50 likes. My Worth is high. My friends are nice.
I posted about my bad day. Got 3 likes. My Worth is low. They're all lazy.
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Your Facebook Worth is how many likes you get on a post divided by your total number of friends. If it's low, your friends probably don't care about you.
My Worth is 0. I got zero likes. My friends are all dead.
I posted a funny meme and got 100 likes. My Worth is high. They all love me.
I posted about my ex and got 1 like. My Worth is low. They all hate me.
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