Facebook Wife

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A Facebook wife is a fake wife you put on Facebook so you can flirt with her like she’s real, but you’re still married to your real wife. It’s basically cheating with no effort.
I posted a picture of my Facebook wife in a bikini and my real wife said, 'You’re dead to me.'
He’s got six Facebook wives and still hasn’t left his real one. What’s wrong with him?
She’s my Facebook wife, my best friend, and the girl who texts me every day. I don’t know who I’m more confused about.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook wife is someone you claim to be married to on Facebook just to make your real wife feel bad. It’s like lying to your mom but with more people watching.
He made me his Facebook wife so he could show off to his friends. I’m not even his real wife.
My boss is my Facebook wife. He says it’s for morale. I say it’s for his ego.
She posted a photo of us at the mall with 'My Facebook wife and me.' I didn’t even know she had a Facebook.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook wife is the person you say you're married to online so you can pretend you're in love, but you're just using them to make your real wife jealous. It's the worst kind of betrayal.
He called me his Facebook wife on Instagram. I’m not even his real wife. I’m just his Instagram wife.
They’re married on Facebook but not in real life. I don’t get it.
My Facebook wife sent me a message saying, 'I miss you.' I don’t even know who she is.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook wife is like a fake girlfriend but for married people. You put her on Facebook so you can flirt with her without your real wife finding out. It’s like cheating but with less work.
He made me his Facebook wife so he could flirt with his coworker. I didn’t even know she existed.
She’s my Facebook wife. She doesn’t know I’m married. I don’t know why I told her.
He posted a picture of his Facebook wife wearing a dress. His real wife saw it and said, 'You're dead to me.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook wife is a fake person you say you're married to online just to show off. It’s like making up a lie and pretending it’s real. Your real wife won’t stand for it.
He has three Facebook wives and still says he’s married to his real wife. I don’t know who he’s more confused about.
She said I was her Facebook wife. I didn’t even know she had a Facebook.
He posted a picture of his Facebook wife. His real wife saw it and said, 'You're dead to me.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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