facebook wedding

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When you and your spouse pretend to be married on Facebook just to look cool. You don't really care about the actual wedding, but you want your friends to think you're fancy.

I just got married on Facebook. My real wife is still in bed.

My husband said he'd do a Facebook wedding if I stop nagging him.

I'm married on Facebook. My real marriage is a disaster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fake marriage on Facebook. You click a button and now you're married. It's like being married but with less work and more shame.

I did a Facebook wedding because I didn't want to go to the real one.

My ex and I did a Facebook wedding just to make our friends jealous.

I'm married on Facebook. My actual marriage is a Google search away.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you and your spouse decide to be married on Facebook instead of actually getting married. It's easier, cheaper, and less embarrassing.

We did a Facebook wedding because we're both too lazy to go to the real one.

I married my dog on Facebook. My actual marriage is a mess.

My mom did a Facebook wedding. She still thinks it's real.

by Slangipedia 4d ago