Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fake fame on Facebook. All likes and friends but zero cash. It’s like having a goldfish that doesn’t know it’s rich.

My ex liked my post 50 times. Still broke.

I have 10,000 friends. Only two sent me a DM.

My mom commented on my photo. That’s it.

2

You think you're rich because of Facebook. But in real life, you can't even buy pizza.

1,000 likes. Still can't afford a burger.

My friend count is high. My bank balance is low.

Liked 100 posts. Still broke.

3

You’re popular on Facebook but still poor. It’s like being the class clown who never gets lunch money.

10,000 friends. Still can’t pay rent.

Got 500 comments. Still broke.

Liked 1,000 posts. Still have no cash.

4

You’re rich in likes but poor in real life. It’s like having a million followers but no food.

Liked 2,000 posts. Still hungry.

10,000 friends. Still broke.

Got 500 comments. Still no money.

5

You’re famous on Facebook but broke in real life. It’s like being the king of a dirt patch.

1,000 likes. Still can’t buy shoes.

Got 500 comments. Still broke.

10,000 friends. Still no cash.

6

You have a ton of friends on Facebook but no money. It’s like having a million pets but no food.

10,000 friends. Still no food.

500 comments. Still broke.

1,000 likes. Still hungry.