facebook warfare

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When a kid decides to start a war by taking away your friendship on Facebook. They’re too weak to talk to you, so they just click a button and hope you feel like a loser.
My ex unfriended me right after I posted a picture of my new pet dog. Classic move.
My cousin blocked me because I said his haircut looked like a bad pizza.
My mom unfriended me after I called her a ‘lame old lady’ in a group chat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone hates you so much they take your friend status away on Facebook. It’s like they lost a bet and now they’re just being petty.
My crush unfriended me because I posted a meme about him being ugly.
My brother unfriended me after I won a game of Fortnite and bragged about it.
My dad unfriended me because I said his job was boring.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you get kicked out of your friend group on Facebook by someone who’s too lazy to talk to you. They just press a button and pretend they’re cool.
My best friend unfriended me because I didn’t reply to her text in time.
My neighbor unfriended me after I said his cat was fat.
My teacher unfriended me because I posted a bad grade on the class group.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone decides to be a total coward and unfriend you on Facebook instead of talking to you like an adult. They’re too scared to face you.
My ex unfriended me because I told the whole class about our break-up.
My friend unfriended me after I made fun of his bad singing in a group chat.
My mom unfriended me because I said her cooking was like a food fight.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone decides to be a total snob and unfriend you on Facebook. They think they’re better than you and just want you to feel bad.
My crush unfriended me after I posted a picture of my new pet turtle.
My best friend unfriended me because I didn’t reply to her message for a week.
My teacher unfriended me after I said his lecture was worse than a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone just can’t handle your coolness and decides to unfriend you on Facebook. They’re too weak to keep up with you.
My ex unfriended me because I got a better grade than her.
My friend unfriended me after I said his video game skills were like a beginner’s.
My neighbor unfriended me because I called his dog a ‘sad lanky mutt’.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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