Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you post stupid pictures of yourself and your friends to rub your enemy's face in how awesome your life is and how they’re stuck in the dirt.

Check out my new car! My nemesis is crying in the backseat.

This pizza is so good, my nemesis’s mom called me to ask for my number.

My friend’s dog just stole my nemesis’s sandwich. He’s dead.

2

A screaming match on Facebook that usually ends with someone getting their face smashed at a party by a group of angry friends.

You’re a chicken! I’m a chicken! I’m a chicken! You’re a chicken!

I’ll see you at the party, loser.

I’m bringing my cousin. He eats chickens for breakfast.

3

When a couple gets into a back-and-forth fight on Facebook because they’re both too dumb to just talk it out.

I’m still mad you ate my last donut.

You didn’t even eat the whole donut.

I’ll take your donut and your face.

4

When two people aren’t friends on Facebook, but they still try to rip each other’s faces off through status updates.

You’re a nobody. I’m a somebody.

I’m a somebody. You’re a nobody.

I’m a somebody. You’re a nobody. I’m a somebody.

5

A fight on Facebook where people post dumb, funny, or gross things on each other’s walls, and the smart one usually wins.

You’re a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog. You’re a dog.

I’ll beat you up at school.

I’ll beat you up at school. I’ll beat you up at school.

6

A wild, no-holds-barred battle on Facebook where you bring your crew and your game. No rules. No mercy. You either bring it or you get smushed.

You’re a nobody. I’m a somebody. You’re a nobody.

I brought my cousin. He eats nobody for breakfast.

I brought my dog. He eats nobody for snacks.

7

When you and your friend are chatting on Facebook and you send each other ridiculous smileys to prove who’s cooler. Kids love it.

;) (; (: D :D :O :P :S :D :D :D

You sent me 10 smileys. I sent you 11.

I sent you 11. I sent you 12.