Facebook wanker

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A person who gets off on looking at photos of people they know or don't know while using Facebook, like it's their personal porn channel.

I saw his ex's holiday pic and got a wood. #FacebookWanker

She posted a selfie and I had to go to the bathroom. #Relatable

He posted 12 photos of his dog and I died. #WankerOfTheYear

The most annoying kind of human who thinks everyone needs to know every little thing about their life, even if it's just that they ate a sandwich.

Just posted that I'm 'feeling blue' because I had a bad day at the mall. #OverShare

I got a 3-star review on my pizza and it's all over Facebook. #DramaQueen

I posted that my cat slept on my head and 7 people commented. #WorstLifeEver