Facebook Vulnerability

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Sending a friend request on Facebook is like showing your butt to a stranger in a public bathroom
I sent my ex a friend request just to see if he’d accept it
My mom friend requested my boss because she thought he was cute
I friend requested my neighbor so I could stalk him like a creep
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You’re basically begging for attention by asking to be friends with someone on Facebook
I friend requested my crush because I was too scared to talk to him
My dad friend requested his old flame just to prove he still had it
I friend requested my teacher because I failed math
3
Friend requesting someone on Facebook is like throwing your soul into a trash can and hoping they’ll take it back
I friend requested my ex just to make him feel bad
My friend friend requested his crush and now he’s mad at him
I friend requested my cousin’s crush and now they’re both confused
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You’re not just asking to be friends, you’re basically screaming your name at them from across the street
I friend requested my crush because I had no life
My friend friend requested his crush just to be dramatic
I friend requested my teacher because I needed help and was too lazy to ask
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Friend requesting someone on Facebook is like waving a white flag and saying you’re ready to be humiliated
I friend requested my ex just to see if he’d respond
My friend friend requested his crush and now he’s got a crush on him too
I friend requested my boss because I wanted to be promoted
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You’re not just asking to be friends, you’re basically saying you’re willing to be mocked for it
I friend requested my crush and he laughed at me
My friend friend requested his crush and now he’s got a crush on him
I friend requested my teacher and she gave me an F
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