facebook vortex

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When you log on to Facebook and suddenly time stops and you forget your own name. You think you’ve been on for five minutes but when you look up, it’s been hours and your mom is yelling at you.

I opened Facebook to check my notifications and now it’s 3 AM and I’ve sent 12 messages to my ex.

I started scrolling and now I’ve missed my bus and my dog ran away.

I logged on for a second and now I’ve forgotten my password, my dog’s name, and why I even have Facebook.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A magical trap on Facebook that swallows your messages and notifications like they’re breakfast food. It’s real and it’s cursed and it’s why your friends think you’re dead.

I sent a message at 10 AM and it didn’t arrive until 4 PM and my friend thought I had died.

I tried to reply to my best friend but the message got stuck in the vortex and now she thinks I hate her.

I posted a status and it vanished and now my followers think I’m a ghost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago